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Being There

It has been confirmed that satirizing Donald J Trump and family along with his presidential staff is too easy. The entire presidency is a satire of American comedic dimensions. 'Being There' best exemplifies DJT rise to power, but you'd need to add in 'Wall Street', 'Dr Strangelove' and 'All in the Family' as footnotes.

"No, I can definitely say the president is not a liar." Sarah Huckabee Sanders

It was sunny on my inauguration, God knew whose day it was.
Three million illegals voted for Hillary and I still won the popular vote.
I was wire tapped, Hillary and Barack are seen in a video setting it up.
I accomplished so much in my first 100 days left me time for golf.
How about my great cabinet taking loyalty oaths to me, not to anyone but me.
I don't even know who James Comey is?
I do have tapes of my conversation with some one who may have been James Comey.
I've loved Russia since they bailed me out from bankruptcy.
As soon…
Trump Tweeter in Chief

Tweeting is my macho man card, beware fake main stream media.
I am the greatest stump speaker of all time, did you see their faces, Trump's tweet agrees.
Forty percent of my subjects will follow me no matter the lie or its consequences on them.
I had to abandon Paris Accord too many bald eagles are being killed by wind turbines.
How's my black cabinet guy doing, cities seem more peaceful good good job.
That red head did me no justice orangey tan looks so much better on me.
Just blame Hillary or Obama retroactively doesn't matter about what, my people will believe.
Did you see all those people smiling as I signed another piece of paper that was really meaningless about job creation.
Donald Trump Jr is following in my footsteps with fake and phony tweets, I'm so proud.
When anything happens and I tweet its reason I am always correct, tweets Trump about Trump.
Did they find Obama Kenyon birth certificate yet, my sources say they're close, re…

Trump World continues

This is too easy but fun. Although this is our president. Hm.... Real quotes this week, but what is real today?

The Wisdum and profundity of DJT

"I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.”
"The point is that you can't be too greedy."
"I love the poorly educated."
"Private jets cost a lot of money."
"A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate."
“In terms of achievement, I think I’d give myself an A, I think I get an A in terms of what I’ve actually done."
"We need a great president."
"Obama does not like the issue of where he was born."
“I thought being President would be easier than my old life.”
"I actually don't have a bad hairline."
“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud.”
“All of the women on The Apprent…

This week in Trump World

TW is a hodgepodge of Trump quotes, tweets, cabinet advice, and Trump news friends, on topics and ideas not fake at all.

Shawn Spicer will try to clarity any news in TW which conflicts with reality or seems virtually impossible.
Global warming is not only a hoax but is being caused by the last administration.
Donald Jr has zero contact with his father except when they talk on the phone which isn't really contact per DJT.
Donald does his best thinking while golfing a Mar-a-Lago, Trump advisers claim the universe is in better alignment there.
Trump believes what he believes because he believes what he believes, does that help?
VP Pence is in the deep South compassionately explaining healthcare as government overreach to patients dying of needed care.
Pres Trump is saving all his tweets on a private server so he can sell them and make money for Sasquatch victims.
Pizzagate was almost as bad as Watergate except there were no burglars, no gate, but they did have pizza.
Pres Trump do…

The Greatest Inauguration of all Time

FNI has confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt or any doubt at all that the inauguration of Donald J Trump will be the greatest, most wonderful, most splendid, and most likely miraculous event in all of history even surpassing Roman Emperors.

Dignitaries will appear on a massive jumbotron praising Donald, several dignitaries who have passed were video taped so they could be part of a president already rated above the likes of Washington, Lincoln, and Franklin Roosevelt.

Russian President Vladamir Putin will preface the event with a lip synced Pledge of Allegiance to America and Russia while First lady Melania will plagiarize Eleanor Roosevelt and Margaret Thatcher with a speech filled with tough love and let em eat cake lines in a dress that cost more than most Americans make in three lifetimes. Later the voices of John Barron and John Miller will emanate from the jumbotron singing how great he is.

President Trump's speech has already been rated right next to the 'Sermon on th…