Inside The mind of our leader....

Inside The mind of our leader - the Trolling Messiah Thinks ???

I am the chosen one, only I can save you, you are my people, believe, oh and support me with visits too.

Now that Americans along with Saudis and Russians support us, we are one happy family.

I do my best work from my golf cart so Americans should be happy I'm always working.

Alabama thanked me for mentioning them with Dorian, they said my penmanship was great.

I know they shot a lot of people here in El Paso but did you see my rally crowds what fans, huge just huge.

Some call my fans snowflakes but they are my snowflakes, signs and cheers and all, I tell them things they believe.

How about those doctors who left their operating rooms in El Paso to greet me, my fans are everywhere.

Some call me Beelzebub, I love it, sounds so Trump like, that may be why Evangelicals love me so much.

Melania likes Kim too, he reminds her of me only shorter and not blond, similar haircut.

Parscale and Miller told me name calling works better than thinking, my fans follow and cheer, they must be on to something.

I'll get those immigrants, my benefactors are polluting the planet greatly, heat, floods will get em even if ICE doesn't.

There are no saints in my cheering crowds thank god, only happy hat wearers holding signs.

All red hat Whites vote for me, I make them laugh and promise them things they won't get, can you believe it.

Greenland is green right, I like green, I think Melania has green eyes, oh sorry, that was a porn star.

Only kidding not enough Russians or Saudis will support me if I buy Greenland with their gracious support.

Golf, I like to golf, yep golf, I like to golf yep did I say I like to golf, but I will be working hard in my head, count on it.

My new deal is more for me and my friends, not these cheering hat wearers but they still cheer, can you believe it?

Single handedly I wiped out ISIS no one else could do that I did in no time at all, bone spurs and all.

And even though my ties and Ivanka's clothing are made in third world nations that doesn't mean we don't like America's over paid workers lots.

I am not racist even though I do lots of things that are considered racist, just follow, stop thinking, be red hat fans.

Reality TV was where I was was made and today where America lives and kinda believes and cheers, great great great.

I failed in business but this president job is a real gem, use my own places and the Saudis and Russians contribute too, nice.

I made ignorance and stupidity republican traits and you thought I was a business failure, gotcha.

My Campaign in a nutshell: walls and whites, birtherism. more money for me, come on what else matters?

What does messianic mean, they keep saying I'm messianic, Melania you know, no, oh well.

Anyone who loves me should love Kimmie and Vladie too they my bros. Melania, what does autocrat mean?


"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken

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