Inside The mind of our leader....

Inside The mind of our leader - the Trolling Messiah Thinks ???

I am the chosen one, only I can save you, you are my people, believe, oh and support me with visits too.

Now that Americans along with Saudis and Russians support us, we are one happy family.

I do my best work from my golf cart so Americans should be happy I'm always working.

Alabama thanked me for mentioning them with Dorian, they said my penmanship was great.

I know they shot a lot of people here in El Paso but did you see my rally crowds what fans, huge just huge.

Some call my fans snowflakes but they are my snowflakes, signs and cheers and all, I tell them things they believe.

How about those doctors who left their operating rooms in El Paso to greet me, my fans are everywhere.

Some call me Beelzebub, I love it, sounds so Trump like, that may be why Evangelicals love me so much.

Melania likes Kim too, he reminds her of me only shorter and not blond, similar haircut.

Parscale and Miller told me name calling works better than thinking, my fans follow and cheer, they must be on to something.

I'll get those immigrants, my benefactors are polluting the planet greatly, heat, floods will get em even if ICE doesn't.

There are no saints in my cheering crowds thank god, only happy hat wearers holding signs.

All red hat Whites vote for me, I make them laugh and promise them things they won't get, can you believe it.

Greenland is green right, I like green, I think Melania has green eyes, oh sorry, that was a porn star.

Only kidding not enough Russians or Saudis will support me if I buy Greenland with their gracious support.

Golf, I like to golf, yep golf, I like to golf yep did I say I like to golf, but I will be working hard in my head, count on it.

My new deal is more for me and my friends, not these cheering hat wearers but they still cheer, can you believe it?

Single handedly I wiped out ISIS no one else could do that I did in no time at all, bone spurs and all.

And even though my ties and Ivanka's clothing are made in third world nations that doesn't mean we don't like America's over paid workers lots.

I am not racist even though I do lots of things that are considered racist, just follow, stop thinking, be red hat fans.

Reality TV was where I was was made and today where America lives and kinda believes and cheers, great great great.

I failed in business but this president job is a real gem, use my own places and the Saudis and Russians contribute too, nice.

I made ignorance and stupidity republican traits and you thought I was a business failure, gotcha.

My Campaign in a nutshell: walls and whites, birtherism. more money for me, come on what else matters?

What does messianic mean, they keep saying I'm messianic, Melania you know, no, oh well.

Anyone who loves me should love Kimmie and Vladie too they my bros. Melania, what does autocrat mean?


"On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron." H. L. Mencken

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Conservative Apologist

If one thing is clear from the Arizona shooting, it is the inability of those on the right side of the political spectrum in America to face the reality that their words have power. The barrage of excuses and finger pointing is the consistent reaction of a political ideology that dominates much of the air waves today. One would need to believe that Jared Loughner's anger materialized out of thin air and his selection of victim had nothing to do with the political climate in America. This is just another example of an inability of most on the right to face the real world with eyes open. Today there is a bustling business in revising history, and there is conservative money to recreate the past in any number of ways. Examine only the conservative and corporate sponsored think tanks, bloggers, or the so called grass root movements that get lots of press but are corporate sponsored. To be clear, it is money that comes from ideologues who have done well under American capitalism, but ...
Read more

JM's favorite, mostly short, quotes in alphabetical order.

JM's favorite, mostly short, quotes in alphabetical order. Posted blog 02/2019  last edit 04/15/22 List is getting too long but have fun just read the ones that start with a word. ie If or ? "A belief is an uneducated guess." Mokokoma Mokhonoana "A book is a mirror: When a monkey looks in, no apostle can look out."  "A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking." Jerry Seinfeld "A brilliant liar; he has total recall." Witold Gombrowicz "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." Douglas Adams "A compromise is an agreement between two men to do what both agree is wrong." Lord Edward Cecil "A conservative believes nothing should be done for the first time." Thomas Fuller "A day without laughter is a day wasted." Charlie Chaplin "A daydreamer is prepared for mos...
Read more

America, The Stupid

The other day a fake commencement address by a right wing talking head, Neal Boortz was praised as the best ever online. Since I know many teachers, and the work they do, and the difficulties they face in a society in which only money and sports are worshiped, I took umbrage with such nonsense. My solution to the buffoon's 'libelous'* speech - I am not sure what word to use when someone who earns their living talking shit all day criticizes people who actually contribute to society - was the old fashioned one, a good punch in the mouth followed by a toss off the stage. How else could you rationally debate a total jackass. I was raised in a world in which the teacher was in charge in the classroom and the student listened. Today in America every moron, with equally moronic parents, is not only right, but the teachers wrong. And then when asked why our students do so poorly, the teachers are blamed. Imagine if little Joanie studied instead of texting and kicking a ball al...
Read more