How To Fix The Republican Party
By now it is obvious to all but the brain dead and retarded partisans that the republican party is useless. The party's only goal is to get back into power so they kiss the feet of the purses that control and manage them. The few sane and rational republicans left are leaving the party as Olympia Snowe did, or they have put on a clown hat as John McCain and Orrin Hatch do now. Republicans must now act like retarded tea party members. If an honest republican appeared today they'd be labeled crazy and placed in a Koch rehabilitation center. So with hope that the number of lunatics can at least be reduced in the party of Lincoln, the following voter's guide has been proposed. If a republican candidate says no new taxes under any circumstance, don't vote for them. If a republican candidate appears twice in a week on Fox media, don't vote for them. If a republican candidate is taken seriously on Fox news, don't vote for them. If a republican candidate is praised...